CHAPTER 3

Doing What I Say Applies To You But Not Me

"Sure." Kaine removed a napkin from it's holder, withdrew a pen and signed his name. Smiling, He passed the napkin to the waitress then went back to his coffee. Next, Amber turned to Jason only to see him staring straight at her. Not knowing what to say, she simply stuck out the pen and napkin before Jason and smiled.

And smiled.

Jason wasn't moving. He was sitting and staring, ignoring the request for an autograph. Finally, after a few rather awkward seconds, Kaine took a napkin, crushed it into a ball and threw it at the brown-haired head opposite him.

"OW! WHAT THE- " It was as if Jason had fallen asleep with his eyes open and just woke up with a shock. He looked around, confused, and then laid eyes on the napkin Amber was holding out.

"Oh.. my autograph? Okay." Amber watched as Jason took the pen and napkin and signed his name. Then he gave it back to her but quickly turned his attention back to his coffee.

"Um thanks...." The waitress hesitated before taking a step back then finally walking away. Once out of earshot, Kaine reached over and whacked his friend on the head.

"OUCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?"

"What's my problem? YOU ARE MY PROBLEM. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you do that... that thing? That staring... in a trance thing? IF YOU LIKE HER, ASK HER OUT."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"That waitress. Black hair? Brown eyes? Asian? Pretty? The one you keep staring at? The one who probably thinks you are an escapee from the Mental Institude? You like her, don't you?"

"No. I just find her... cheeks... very interesting."

Kaine dropped his head into his hands. "I currently can't remember why I hang out with you. HER CHEEKS? At least come up with something less stupid!"

"Okay then. I think she has nice... dimples. Yea she has really nice dimples."

Sighing, his redhead companion looked down at his coffee as he gave it a stir. Then he lifted the cup by it's porcelain handle and sipped.

Jason looked down and asked, "So I should ask her out?"

"Oh yes! You've finally said something sensible today!" Exclaimed Kaine, opening his eyes wide in mock suprise and directing them at Jason.

"But I can't. I don't even know her!"

"So? Look, just ask her for her name, tell her your name and TADA! Friends! Then ask her if she wants to go out for lunch. And you've got a date! You'll be happy, I'll be happy because you'll be happy, hopefully, she'll be happy, the whole world smiles more and they save the polar bears."

And chapter 3 is done. It is short, I KNOW. but dont rub it in. im going to do chapter 4 now. COMMENT!